You cannot possibly walk carefully enough.
There are days I open my mouth and all that
Comes out is apologies. Days when I’m sorry
But you can’t fucking touch me.
From As Often As Miracles (via nervosum)
so tonight my roommates are having a housewarming party and like a half hour before it was supposed to start they went to get food and then TWO PEOPLE showed up like “uh am i at the right place” and i was like “yeah i actually live here too” and then they finally came back and now i’m sitting in my room typing this because there is only 5 people here and they have STILL not turned music on and i can JUST FEEL the awkward tension flowing through the living room
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY